I didn't think I could do that any more
I'm surprised too
Let me show you something
Look, I bought this costume for my collection
It looks really good
And this one
Do I look good in this
Very
How about this one Good
Perfect
Just one problem your pot belly
I'll go swimming with you
Let's exercise together
What are you wearing
I knitted it myself
Don't stare, I have arthritis
Isn't it stylish
I'm swimming
I'm taking the plunge
Ah Mr Pan
Mr Pan
It's alright, I can swim
Are you alright
Thank you for saving me
Ma'am, what's wrong with you
You're swimming during your period
Mrs Y e, Mrs Y e
You're out here
Your cousin isn't in
You have too much on your mind
That 'cousin' of yours isn't really a cousin, is he
See, you're blushing
You can't fool me
Of course he's my cousin
All this pretense
I know what's really going on
Even Feifei sees through you
Don't insult me
Mrs Y e, you're a deep one
You present such a virtuous and upright face
But behind it
Crazy
Why do you show up again
I went to your home
You were not there
Don't come to my place everyday Okay
W e are old now. People will laugh at us
Why do you discriminate elders as well
Elders can also have love's freedom
What freedom
You eat half a kilogram of ribs a meal can't afford this
I'll take you somewhere
Where I don't want to go
Come on
Stop pulling me, will you
Hurry up
Where is it
Don't ask
Where are you taking me
Come
What are you thinking
Bring me to a cemetery
Look around
Mr Pan, do you want to die with me
And be buried in the same plot
I want to make money with you
A while ago, when I buried my mother
I discovered a way to make money
Chinese people are fussy about their burials
Everyone dies sooner or later
But there are more people than burial plots
Burial plots are like houses
There are never enough
Besides,houses can be inherited
But burial plots can't
You have to be rich to buy houses
But burial plots are relatively cheap
And we can afford them
I checked, a single plot is 6,000renminbi
A double plot is 10,000 renminbi
Burial plot investments
I see
It's like futures
You're so clever
Oh,Pan
Do you get i
W e buy some vacant plots
And then sell them at a profit
Cemeteries are the coming thin
Please keep this confidential
Pan, I'll tell you what this old head thinks
He who helps make money shows the greatest love of all
You're late
Let's go
Come on, jump over
Jump, me
Aren't you afraid the plots will be sold out
There are so many rich people these days
So what if there are
They don't all have my IQ
Come
Our cemetery enjoys tremendous geographical advantages
It is flanked by mountains and rivers
The plots are arranged on several levels
Offering both Chinese and Western architectural styles
Our plots make wonderful investments
Pan, congratulations
In my old age, I'm Finally lucky
From now on, I won't baulk at the cost of spare ribs
I'll buy them by the dozen
Great
I have a theory
There are two kinds of women,the beauteous and the beautiful
You know why
The beauties are attracted to strong men
You know, the 'hero and beauty' syndrome
They like the brawny type
Hence Concubine Yu falls for Xang Yu
But beauteous women are different
They prefer men with good brains
The 'handsome scholar and beauteous lady' syndrome
They like the talented, well-educated type
You are a beauteous woman
Really
Aha
The lady is sixteen
She is lowly and poor
A green window, a silent spring
All her beauty goes to waste
Superb
Oh Why didn't you close the door
The neighbours can hear us
Heavens, when did the cat come in
I don't know
Feifei Feifei
Feifei
Mrs Y e
Hide in there
Keep the cat quiet
Don't make a sound
I'm coming
Coming
Mrs Y e
Have you seen my Feifei
Have you seen her
No
My Feifei has gone
I have a feeling
something horrid has happened to her
Mrs Y e, what can I do
She's gone
What's wrong
Feifei
Don't act like that
Stand up
Buy her another cat tomorrow
Get up
Then I'll go
Hello Hello
Is that Pan
Speaking Why aren't you asleep
I want to give my burial plot
to Feifei
The cat
T ell me, do you think Mrs Shui
will ever forgive me
I've no idea
It depends on you
Rest now, we'll talk about it tomorrow
If the plot is reassigned
the owner's name will have to be changed
There'll be a procedure for that
But how can it be reassigned to a cat
Hello
Is this the cemetery office
They're moved
Where have they gone
No idea
W e did work with that company
But the contract expired six months ago
Anyway, the plot you paid for
has been occupied for two months
See for yourself
The wife died, but the husband is still alive
So I've been cheated
You probably have
Mrs Y e
I never expected this
I went to the cemetery office too
No-one there
I called the police
Pan Zhichang, tell me the truth
Did you cheat me
I won't take it any further
as long as you tell me the truth
I bought one too, Mrs Y e
How can you doubt me
I'm not that bad
Then how come that office vanished overnight
You must be involved
It's too much of a coincidence
I have nothing to explain I'm honest
I hope you didn't cheat me
I'm old
If l were 17 and you cheated me
at least I could earn the money back
But now you're killing me
You know that
All of my savings
Everything has gone
Are you still here
Go away
I don't want to see you again
Go away
I should stay with you
I don't need you to do that
Go on, get lost
It's morning Take care now
I'll get lost
Y es
Is Mrs Shui there
I want to talk to her
She had a heart attack this morning
She died before we could get her to hospital
Are you Mrs Y e
Y es
Who are you
Jin Yonghua's husband
She's been arrested and put in jail
Can you help us
Ma'am
Hold her down
Lie down
You mustn't move
Why are you putting a watch on my wrist
Lie down
Take it off
So unfilial
Are you feeling better now
W e gave you some morphine yesterday
and it gave you hallucinations
You gripped me so tightly
You must ask your family to come
Is there someone who can take care of you
Hey I'm looking for
Y e Rutang's ward
No visitors allowed today
I'm her daughter
I'm here to look after her
You're from Los Angeles
What
We've come from Anshan
What took you so long
What Has that made her worse
If we weren't here you wouldn't treat her
Room 302
Should've told me sooner
Put it down there
Y e Rutang I'm your daughter Liu Dafan
W e haven't seen each other in more than ten years
You look so old
If we'd bumped into each other on the street
I guess we wouldn't have known each other
Ain't that right
This is my boyfriend, Guo Feng
First, give me the key to your place
W e need to settle in
Come on, what's the delay
What
Don't act like a dame
Get a move on
I'm dead
I'm dead, No kidding
Who's kidding
You ain't kidding
Look
Which
Go on
Let's go
What's the matter
What's up
What's the matter with you
I wet the bed
What kind of a daughter are you
Your mother is badly injured
And you don't even care
Do you even have a heart
What are you doing
Don't lecture me
She's never gonna order me around again
Great shoes you have
Where'd you get them
Huaihai Road
I must check out Huaihai Road
I'd like to eat crab
I've had it with you
They called me unfilial
but are you a good mother
Did you ever do right by me
Why did you ever marry Dad, an ordinary worker
and give birth to me
You stayed with us when you needed our help
But as soon as you could move back to Shanghai
you got divorced, just like that
Shanghai means more to you than Dad and I do
Now that you're old,you remember me
Listen, I've done you a big favour by coming here
I still remember clearly
how you looked when you left us
Not so much as a flicker of regret
You left as if you were going on a date
You didn't even look back
I could always imagine how you looked when you got back here
Cocky as hell about your new life,right
No more troubles, right
Go to hell,you old bitch
Bad men Bad men
So rough
Such behavior
They're bad men
Grandma, they're not bad men
They will take us to Xnjiang
T o see Mother and Father
True
Let her go
Sorry,sorry
If I'd known that
W e 're off to see your Father and mother
I'd have bought them some rice dumplings
Y es, dumplings
Is the door locked
Y es
Is the gas turned off
Y es
Feifei, Kuankuan asked me to give you this CD
But I forgot
I'm old
I forget things
When will Kuankuan visit again
Can't really say
I'm going back to Manchuria
I can't survive in Shanghai
I'm working now, in a laundry
I've sent my grandma to a home
I wanted to give her these birds
Pretty,aren't they
Hey, Kuankuan
You're here at last
Let me
Hi, auntie
Hey, Kuankuan
You're getting a moustache and your voice is deeper
Here, let me help you
I'm a cripple now
No-one would notice
Anyhow, it's a new experience
W e live just around that corner
This is it Fourth floor
Help yourself
How do you like our dishes
They're okay
When will you leave for Australia
After Spring Festival
Can your mother send me abroad too
I'd like to travel
Why not
Really
I'd pay my own expenses
I always said I'd do great things or I'd do nothing
Great things Get lost
Get out
Believe it or not
I will take you abroad one day
You've been saying that for about a hundred years
Why am I still here
I was an idiot to choose you
All you do is brag
Brag
Didn't I get you that j ob
As a cook at Yuekai Hotel
Give me a break
How many years have I been cooking
Am I supposed to cook my whole life away
What's wrong with that
You trained to be a cook
Don't get fancy ideas
Get lost, I'm through with you
Get lost
And don't come back
Who the hell are you
You think I can't live without you
Liu Dafan
Give me back my platinum necklace
You son-of-a-bitch, get out
The orders are in
Get back to work
Hurry up
Where's the plate
You can't sleep
Why not
There's someone I like
She doesn't know
But I know she doesn't like me
Why not
Because I'm a cripple
Kuankuan, I can't see you off this time
Your cousin will bring you to the railway station
Your uncle and I have to set up our stall
Study hard while you're abroad
Okay
How much are these shoes
60 renminbi, take it or leave it
Is it real leather
If not, I'll eat them
I'll get some more hot water
You're early
Yeah Fetching water